I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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