I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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