"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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