party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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