things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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