We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Oh god it's open bar.
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