I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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