i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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