Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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