everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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