My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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