Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
