He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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