We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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