Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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