i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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