Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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