Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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