He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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