Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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