$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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