I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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