Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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