"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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