did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Randomize
