That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My balls are so social today.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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