If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
me + whiskey = a bad person
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm both gender and math confused
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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