no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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