I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You can't just leave with hair like that
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I am naked and annoyed.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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