We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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