If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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