i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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