he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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