I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Couch. On fire.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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