Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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