A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
