I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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