Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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