As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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