Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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