Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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