whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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