I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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