forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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