Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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