Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Can Purell be used as lube?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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