your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
is wine microwaveable?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
