shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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