i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I woke up under a house in Key West
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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