either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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