I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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