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lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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